Naw, this a question for the law side of tumblr.
It’s the source of my magnetic personality.
oh-thats-wanky, that must be why you’re in charge…
rugsagenda, it’s just that opposites attract…
love y’all :D
afternoon-delight-is-a-dessert said: I'm gonna send everyone a TMI question because I feel like it: what's your favorite part of your daily routine? Your least favorite? The craziest part? The part that's so "you" that if you told someone about it, they'd be like "you would"? The thing that you don't do but really should? That's more than one question but shhh it's a theme ok, now watch me copy/paste this message in everyone else's asks because I'm too lazy to type more :D
The days Beloved gets up first and brings coffee and we have enough time to sit and internet and coffee for a bit before we have to get going.
Least favorite part:
Getting the boys out the door, breaking up fights, fighting on the way to school. Oh, she’s gets weary. And by “she” I mean I.
The craziest part:
My compulsion to do my evening chores in the same order every effin night, even if it makes more sense to do them in a different order.
The most me part:
Putzing about on the internets at bedtime until one or both of the boys plead for me to put them to bed.
What I should do but don’t:
Long list, but maybe, Pay attention. Read the whole question. Be a fuckin grownup. (Fakin it for over 30 years, kids.)
oh-thats-wanky said: The random number generator requests... 23, 25, 30... go!
23. Are you nice to everyone?
Everyone. Absolutely everyone. Especially oh-thats-wanky and youreterriblemuriel, cuz you both get really on edge when people are nice to you, and because you both love being on edge. Except of course when I’m trying to put you at ease. Then I tease mercilessly.
25. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
Dang yeah, 343 months at least.
30. Does anyone hate you?
It’d be so much easier if she did, but really she’s simply indifferent (or maybe wishes she’d never chatted me up).
Every morning I wake up and sharpen my wit to a razor-fine point. The metallic taste it leaves in the air is a nice complement to black coffee. (Also: FIREFLY YES)
You saying you exude ferrous pheromones??? Cuz I’m on that.
— Thich Nhat Hanh, True Love. (via we-are-all-1-love)
chantgirl said: Your turn! If you had to live in a TV show (that you watch or have watched) for a week, what would it be and why? Would your answer change if you only had to live in the show for a day? Or if it could be a show that you didn't watch? What and why please, if your answer would be different. :)
So wanting to be up to oh-thats-wanky's standard of acerbic wit to answer this, but alas, all I have is myself…
Maybe because chantgirl asked this, I’m thinking Firefly, because who wouldn’t want to hang with Kaylie and Zoe. Maybe I could be Zoe’s last fling before Wash… I’d probably go bonkers stuck in a spaceship, but learning about that amazing engine room, unf.
For a day? Well, I’d be sure to be offed in Game of Thrones, and I’d be sure to be steamrollered in House of Cards. I’d be the dead girl in Six Feet Under. I’d be wearing a red shirt in Star Trek. Maybe I could be Ivanova’s rebound after Talia’s subsumption in Babylon 5. Ehhh. Firefly it is.
My yes voting neighbours car has just been smashed by a squad of 12 no voters. It’s suspected they’ve smashed about 4 more on the way. My uncle almost got attacked for trying to chase them off. I’m in Livingston and the police are not coming
This is not Glasgow this is 35 miles away
Please everyone in Scotland brace yourselves and hide all yes stickers